Hi I am Maria Camila ♥ Tumblr (3.0; @mcmcmcmcmcmc)http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://juicylouture.tumblr.com/post/47836319335/what-if-one-day" target="_blank">juicylouture</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what if one day</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e13af695d558ef331fb592735b84fb96/tumblr_inline_ml6cwv4ygn1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50777930497http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50777930497Sat, 18 May 2013 21:10:22 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbcd6ebmwD1r3hs4mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50765456190http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50765456190Sat, 18 May 2013 18:00:35 -0500<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/mcmcmcmcmcmc/50739788316/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50739788316" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="400" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zubat.tumblr.com/post/50124223219/oh-my-god-this-is-worth-the-6-seconds" target="_blank">zubat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oh my god this is worth the 6 seconds</p> </blockquote>http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50739788316http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50739788316Sat, 18 May 2013 12:00:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d30b23dab2065d8feb371c0b0f05e02/tumblr_mk9o5nAYkD1qk5jzvo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50720393374http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50720393374Sat, 18 May 2013 06:00:24 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c4dcc2deeb3addaf2a5de54c70015b7d/tumblr_mk2zolXONK1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.thefucomics.com/post/47194458039/making-burrito-in-space" target="_blank">thefuuuucomics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Burritos in space</p> </blockquote>http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50683383373http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50683383373Fri, 17 May 2013 18:00:35 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cec1f173d4858c85654bca413d39055c/tumblr_mmif33XJp91spynl7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://breakingbeth.tumblr.com/post/49983625549/spoiler-alert-its-cause-his-heads-in-the-game" target="_blank">breakingbeth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>spoiler alert: it’s cause his head’s in the game but his heart’s in the song</p> </blockquote>http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50660516625http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50660516625Fri, 17 May 2013 12:00:26 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8akttCHgQ1qejb7go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ashbensos.tumblr.com/post/28772683647" target="_blank">ashbensos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>who the fuck designed this though</p> <p>like how am I now supposed to get a chipmunk voice without giving spiderman a fucking blowjob huH</p> </blockquote>http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50645181663http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50645181663Fri, 17 May 2013 06:00:33 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6c7036f0fefa7ba8759cb74171dedd8d/tumblr_mg23aw0ulY1qbyxr0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50619592115http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50619592115Thu, 16 May 2013 20:34:24 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e2aa94d6675554418be26e04f32efaf/tumblr_mfhp97id8W1r9uzkco1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50619327188http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50619327188Thu, 16 May 2013 20:30:59 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed359a346ee4030c7f3c09ea981bd16d/tumblr_ml26ubgGy31rncbneo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chemicaldarkshine.tumblr.com/post/47826756741/hardestcopy-bijou1986-a-mom-went-to-have" target="_blank">chemicaldarkshine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hardestcopy.tumblr.com/post/47824335060/bijou1986-a-mom-went-to-have-dinner-with-her" target="_blank">hardestcopy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bijou1986.tumblr.com/post/47647121351/a-mom-went-to-have-dinner-with-her-son-who-lives" target="_blank">bijou1986</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="fbPhotosPhotoCaption" id="fbPhotoPageCaption"><span class="hasCaption">A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.<br/>During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.<br/><br/>Over the course of the evening, while<span class="text_exposed_show"> watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.<br/><br/>About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”<br/><br/>He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:<br/><br/>Hey Mom<br/>I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.<br/>Love,<br/>Your Son.<br/><br/>A couple days later he got a response from his mother:<br/><br/>Dear Son,<br/>I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.<br/>When are the two of you coming for dinner?<br/>Love,<br/>Mom</span></span></span></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/cf695a892d01765c698cbfa860d9a9b7/tumblr_inline_ml65tpAuka1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><strong>BEST MOM</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>I’m cr<em><strong>YING</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50618959564http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50618959564Thu, 16 May 2013 20:26:15 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0c9f4480447e850273d28908083edca4/tumblr_mlqqqn16Zc1rljohzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50618615124http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50618615124Thu, 16 May 2013 20:21:49 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/18bbc815e4c641246df8a28c9633d392/tumblr_mm5bjfDbG61qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50608432411http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50608432411Thu, 16 May 2013 18:00:40 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc0b713a4cfb99bef7202aafe966288c/tumblr_ml2fr5Krxp1r8wlp2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50585091665http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50585091665Thu, 16 May 2013 12:00:19 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/37e7a549cb6e8af510b2c3c861579f6a/tumblr_mmhje2Hx2e1rhi0rbo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50569740299http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50569740299Thu, 16 May 2013 06:00:14 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50556360338" src="http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50556360338/audio_player_iframe/mcmcmcmcmcmc/tumblr_mm1tcbpjCW1r6g7k5?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmcmcmcmcmcmc%2F50556360338%2Ftumblr_mm1tcbpjCW1r6g7k5" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shavingryansprivat.es/post/49233939338/deuueaugh" target="_blank">shavingryansprivates</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>DEUUEAUGH</p> </blockquote>http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50556360338http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50556360338Wed, 15 May 2013 23:29:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d88efab985b477a104f6b39cd5e594c2/tumblr_mmvgjekAVp1qzcv7no9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c3b95e447c14e1990b192b6ca6b2761d/tumblr_mmvgjekAVp1qzcv7no1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2543ed0ad924400f2e81b120ab8ef7b3/tumblr_mmvgjekAVp1qzcv7no3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fd07bbce447207768d70bcd649f34b93/tumblr_mmvgjekAVp1qzcv7no2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef7be691c97f345085747a2f0e567d58/tumblr_mmvgjekAVp1qzcv7no4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/881c5204e1d1cf5e8b9f2370ef4a8161/tumblr_mmvgjekAVp1qzcv7no6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a6cafebf5d6d2a7bca75019e4217f98f/tumblr_mmvgjekAVp1qzcv7no8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba150af4824f259de3baa4170482b584/tumblr_mmvgjekAVp1qzcv7no7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2da92a5ea897c8ea8e948e0218656181/tumblr_mmvgjekAVp1qzcv7no5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50556352037http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50556352037Wed, 15 May 2013 23:28:53 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd06c2ca26f79e8f1b25d6171ae15025/tumblr_mm7qwdjw8U1qcwuypo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50555201728http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50555201728Wed, 15 May 2013 23:09:38 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b50bb975059bbdab4dcc1e4ea8e2b2a/tumblr_mmdrsk9TX31rwgkc3o4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/568fb2b05f309b38163bc3512c50c03a/tumblr_mmdrsk9TX31rwgkc3o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/10023a4565e635860a6678cb69eb1f53/tumblr_mmdrsk9TX31rwgkc3o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cce469e799f387451b096b2930be0ead/tumblr_mmdrsk9TX31rwgkc3o1_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brightnail.tumblr.com/post/49789613450/vanehwasreal-the-whitest-moments-in-recorded" target="_blank">brightnail</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vanehwasreal.tumblr.com/post/49775228849/the-whitest-moments-in-recorded-history-after" target="_blank">vanehwasreal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><em>the whitest moments in recorded history</em></p> </blockquote> <p>after watching these i feel dead inside</p> </blockquote> <p>These make me really, weirdly uncomfortable</p> </blockquote>http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50554908823http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50554908823Wed, 15 May 2013 23:04:57 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5mfhmwZkX1ql2603o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50554502970http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50554502970Wed, 15 May 2013 22:58:35 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9aed867fd3c968cd2cfc1b043dedb210/tumblr_mmoykkaYPT1s8hc17o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6e8917e51f649441adf2fa71bb9fca0/tumblr_mmoykkaYPT1s8hc17o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4ddb1e824d1ebd13b2daabaa4be895b/tumblr_mmoykkaYPT1s8hc17o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50554374024http://mcmcmcmcmcmc.tumblr.com/post/50554374024Wed, 15 May 2013 22:56:34 -0500